SCOTUS Justices Spend 170 Pages Airing Office Drama: Supreme Court nukes Trump’s tariffs and treat us to all their petty grievances. Except for Thomas who just wrote some ramblings about the powers of the crown.
Another Biglaw Firm Decides Two’s Company When It Comes To Partnership Tiers: Global giant unveils shiny nonequity track and tweaked lockstep, pushing the single-tier partnership model doomsday clock closer to midnight.
Trump Judge Admits The Constitutional House Is On Fire: If it’s not yet a “constitutional crisis,” it’s rounding third with a head of steam.
DOJ Plays ‘Name The Crime’ And Loses: Trump administration wanted to prosecute Democratic lawmakers but never bothered to figure out a single statute that got broken.
No Facts, Pound The Law. No Law, Pound The Table. No Table, Pound The… Uh Oh: Texas prosecutors argue that a defendant masturbating during testimony wasn’t “inappropriate” if the judge and jury didn’t notice.
Another Am Law 100 Firm Discovers AI Is Not A Lawyer: Major firm accused of filing a hallucination-laced brief. When will this end?
Pentagon Decide Its Lawyers Need To Be Dumber: Defense Department tells future military lawyers that they can no longer attend the best law schools in the country.
Deposition Advice Of The Year Goes To “I’ll F—ing Kill You”: Brevity is the soul of wit and depostion responses.
Judge Declares Mistrial Over Shirt: Lawyer’s civil rights celebration shirt causes judge to cry bias.
Law Professor Arrested On 50 Counts Of Child Sexual Abuse Material: Barry University law professor and interim associate dean arrested in Florida; prosecutors say hundreds of thousands of images were found.
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